The Social Natework : A New Film by Nate Beck

My newest film takes 31 friends and acquaintances from all walks of life and places them all in one crazy place.  Sounds like a messy recipe for disaster and hilarity is sure to ensue.  What?  You mean that's been done before.....Oh yeah, on my Facebook page!

I chose 16 ladies, 13 dudes, and 1 married couple to cast in this movie.  These are the ones I felt are the most solid matches and that have not been cast in previous Nate Beck productions, or that have been cast previously but now with a new actor or actress playing the role.  If you have not yet been included in a movie of mine, it's likely just a matter of time.

Now introducing the cast (in a random order):

Zooey Deschanel has resigned from her role as my good friend, Carrie Warlick, in order to focus on her not-very-funny sitcom.  Carrie will now be played by Tina Fey.

Co-worker Justin Matinchek will be played by Seth Rogen, who has already mastered Justin's voice.

Another co-worker, Matt Nowlin, is the third Sklar brother so twin comics Randy and Jason Sklar will take turns playing this role, utilized much like Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen.

Jenna Elfman as childhood friend Meg Hamilton Levans,

While Janet Jackson has been landed to play the role of Jaime Banzhoff Estes.

Naturally, former co-worker Josh Weiand will be played by Dave Matthews.

Newspaper carrier Harold Gessner's role is going to be handled by the Undertaker.

The lovely Lindsay Rhan, will be portrayed by Carrie Underwood.

Speaking of Lindsays, Lindsay Lohan will play the role of my brother's sister-in-law (or my sister-in-law's sister), Joyce Yura.

My buddy Grant McClintock will be played by Hank Azaria,

while Grant's talented cousin, Sarah Lefevre, is played by singer Avril Lavigne.

From a Sarah to a Sara, my best friend's sister Sara Romero, will be played by Julianne Moore.

Now to the married couple.....best friend Nathan Rudy (not a facebook member) and his wife, Lori, are going to be played by the couple of Connie Britton and Edward Norton.

Because she is the prettiest girl I know, Alycia will be played by Scarlett Johannson.

The entertaining "Jamiecakes Rodriguez" will be manned by Tim Burton (though it's kind of just this one picture that looks like him).

Rosie Perez is on board for the role of Renee Garcia DiCarlo.

Pete Staub, one of the funniest mofo's out there, will be played by fellow funnyman, Bill Hader.

Former co-worker, Nat Weinstock, will be portrayed by Quentin Tarantino.

The greatness that is Teresa Amitrone is played by Catherine Keener.

My college roommate's wife (and now my good friend), Gina Stinson, will be played by a non-gothic Fairuza Balk.

Co-workers J.R. Gunnett and Rick Jenson, will be played by Kenny Powers and Metallica guitarist Kirk Hammett, respectively.

Melissa Hartman Albright will be played by Kirsten Dunst, while Erinne Dixon will be played by un unaged Illeana Douglas.

Sandra Bullock as Camp Hill classmate Liz(ard) Brownold Moretz.

And another Camp Hill classmate, Rachel Smith Guerra, will be played by Laura Prepon.

Stephen Colbert was all lined up to play the role of Chris Berney, but when Berns' favorite football player volunteered for the role after a revelation, it was easy to select Tim Tebow.

Berns LOVES Tebes!

High school friend Grace Akers will be played by Flo, and I'm pretty sure my love for Flo is widely known (no sarcasm, unlike the aforementioned Berns-Tebes reference).

And last, in stretching race-reversal roles, high school buds Duane McKee and Joe Pamula are played by A Different World's Dwayne Wayne and Kanye West, respectively.





Hope you enjoy!

And as always, I'm open to suggestions on who should play my role.